Castro to Jeb: Get exercise, lose weight

Castro is channeling Richard Simmons:

Jeb Bush 'Honored' by Castro's Jab

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Gov. Jeb Bush said Tuesday that he was "honored" Cuban President Fidel Castro had referred to him as President Bush's "fat little brother in Florida."

Castro insists he only had Jeb's welfare at heart:

In his speech, Castro insisted his comment was intended as constructive criticism.

"Forgive me for using the term `fat little brother,'" the Cuban leader said, according to a transcript obtained by The Miami Herald. "It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health."

You just can't make this stuff up.