If this ain't hitting bottom, it's awful damn close

There was a time during the previous century that Gary Hart was a US Senator, and a major Democratic primary candidate for President of the United States. But when an extramarital affair came to light, his poll numbers plummeted and he was forced to give up his White House bid.

When Gary dropped out of the race in 1984, he said at a press conference, "I said that I bend, but I don't break, and believe me, I'm not broken".

Nowadays, he's spending time over at the Huffington Post spitting cheap moonbatty ad hominems at the person holding the office he once coveted.

If this is bending, then Gumby is a steel girder.

I'd like to take this opportunity to formally thank Donna Rice and the Miami Herald for the great service they did for our nation.