Rodent Fun
Via AP/Yahoo:
DENVER - A new study reinforces a tiny rodent's reputation as the mouse that roared, and that could block millions of dollars in development in Wyoming and Colorado if it hangs on to its endangered status.
For the second time, a study has found the Preble's meadow jumping mouse is distinct from other types of mice and deserves federal protection.
The 3-inch-long mouse has been at the center of a huge controversy in the West because its habitat includes prime undeveloped real estate, and protected status would put limits on what the owners could do with their land.
Why does this have to be so hard? The solution is pretty simple, and everyone wins:
Land owners in Wyoming and Colorado - capture a few dozen breeding pairs of the filthy little rodents. Take in enough stray cats to eliminate the rest of the mouse population (that's called natural selection, folks). Ship the breeding pairs out to families in danger of having their homes taken away by eminent domain (google to find out where they are - I can't be bothered with details). Once the mice are gone, you can do what you wish with your own land.
Eminent domain victims - Take good care of the breeding pair - cute little critters, aren't they? Once they have their first litter, release onto your property. Notify animal rights and conservation groups that you have an endangered species on your property, and they'll rush to court, protecting the cute little critters from the evil developers. Once the city has built the stadium or shopping center in another location, you're home free, and you can follow the instructions for land owners above to rid yourselves of the filthy little rodents.
The best part is the conservationists win, too, since you've all helped the species survive.
Next week, I'll outline my solution to the snail darter situation. Cheers!
