But take away 1 mil for not having to stand in line...

Actually, I have a hard time believing this guy's story. But if it's true, it certainly breaks records for poor treatment of a passenger from an airline:

A New York man who says he was denied a seat on a five-hour jetBlue flight and was instead told to "hang out" in the plane's bathroom has sued the airline for $2 million, saying he suffered "extreme humiliation."

When Gokhan Mutlu arrived to check in for a jetBlue flight from San Diego to New York in February he was told the flight was full, according to the lawsuit filed in New York State Supreme Court.

But Mutlu was allowed to board after a jetBlue flight attendant agreed to give up her seat and travel in an airline employee "jump seat." It was not clear in the lawsuit whether the flight attendant was working.

However 90 minutes into the flight, the pilot told Mutlu the flight attendant was uncomfortable and he would have to give up his seat and "hang out" in the bathroom for the remainder of the flight, the lawsuit said.

The pilot "became angry at (Mutlu's) reluctance" and said Mutlu "should be grateful for being onboard," the lawsuit said. When Mutlu volunteered to sit in the "jump seat," he was told it was reserved for airline personnel.

At one point, the airplane experienced turbulence and Mutlu sat on the toilet seat without a seat belt, causing him "tremendous fear," the lawsuit said.

JetBlue was not immediately available for comment.

Every passenger and crew member is required have a seat with a safety belt. That's not jetBlue's rules, but the FAA's. Willfully disregarding FAA safety regulations would have serious consequences and the pilot on this flight would know that. While the FAA can fine carriers, suspension or revocation of licenses and permits are potential actions the FAA can take for such violations.

While it's possible that a single crew member could have taken leave of his/her senses in this case, what's the likelihood that the entire flight crew jumped the shark just for Mr. Mutlu's benefit?

Being in the aviation industry and also having traveled extensively, I've heard my share of horror stories and even witnessed a few. Unless there's a whole lot more to the story than the aggrieved passenger is telling, this one doesn't pass the smell test.